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Confession Of An Old Man – Did He Do That? (Funny)

October 30, 2013 by TheJokester

Old Man

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Old Man: ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.’

Priest: ‘Are you sorry for your sins?’

Old Man: ‘What sins?’

Priest: ‘What kind of a Catholic are you?’

Old Man: ‘I’m Jewish.’

Priest: ‘Why are you telling me all this?’

Old Man: ‘I’m 92 years old ….. I’m telling everybody!’

OK folks. Stop wishing you were this elderly guy. It will never happen. Of
course these days one never knows.


Other Old Man Jokes:

  • GETTING OLDER (Isn’t everyone???)
  • It’s Hell To Get Old
  • Funny Getting Older Jokes

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