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That Rusty Old Thing (FUNNY)

November 13, 2014 by TheJokester

Rusty Old Thing

An old man in his mid-seventies struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat.

His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks, ‘Where are you going?
He replies, ‘I’m going to the doctor.’

She says, ‘Why, are you sick?’

He says, ‘Nope, I’m going to get me some of that Viagra stuff.’

Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.

He says, ‘Where the heck are you going?’

She answers, ‘I’m going to the doctor, too.’

He says, ‘Why, what do you need?’

She says, ‘If you’re going to start using that rusty old thing,

I’m getting a Tetanus shot.


Other ‘Rusty’ Jokes

  • Confession Of An Old Man – Did He Do That? (Funny)
  • Sex After Death – Seems there’s a lot of it
  • 20 Perks Showing You Are Getting Old?
  • A Rusty Poke

 

Filed Under: Sex Jokes Tagged With: old, rusty, Sex, viagra

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