Why would she have to take care about doing something about a rusty old thing?
Sex After Death A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, Frank was the first to die. True to his word, he made the […]
Snow in Jamaica A lady goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him: ‘What is your name?’ ‘I can’t tell you’, the black man says. Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is […]
These are great! Too bad he’s not around anymore… ANDY ROONEY SEX! 1. When I was born, I was given a choice – a big pecker or a good memory…. I don’t remember what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. […]