Category: General
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Why I Mow My Own Yard – Golfer Lee Trevino (FUNNY)
This is why you should never make assumptions. But do you think the woman really understood what Lee Trevino meant? Golfer Lee Trevino funny encounter with a neighbor One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas, Lee Trevino, mowing his…
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Should I Really Join Facebook? (Priceless)
Yes Grandpa, you should still join Facebook A good laugh for people in the over 60 group! OR NOT! When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos, pictures and communicates with Facebook and Twitter. I signed up…
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What is grandma doing to her boyfriend? FUNNY
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, ‘Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?’ Grandma replied, ‘Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and…
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Why is it Pampers for babies and Depends for seniors?
I know you have been lying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as “Luvs”, “Huggies,” and “Pampers”, while undergarments for old people are called “Depends”. Well here is the low down on the whole thing. When babies mess in their pants, people are still gonna Luv ’em, Hug ’em…
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Life’s too short not to laugh! Funny
Life is definitely too short to look at and laugh at this funny montage of jokes and images. You will likely fall off of the chair laughing. If however you do not find it very laughable, please do not come back and blame the messenger. Revenge is sweet’ Golf for Beginners A Jolly Good Recovery…
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Mother Superior woke up on the wrong side of the bed and the nuns know
Mother Superior was on her way to late morning prayers when she passed two novices just leaving early morning prayers on their way to classes. As she passed the young ladies, Mother Superior said, “Good morning ladies.” The novices replied, “Good morning, Mother Superior, may God be with you.” But after they had passed, Mother…
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Computer Love – Is this where we are headed?
Daughter: ” Dad, I’m in love with a boy who is far away from meI am in Australia and he lives in the UK .We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we’ve had 2 months of relationship through Viber.…
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Senior Drivers No Longer Need Drivers License
My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair. He said with excitement, “You appear…
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This Young Boy Turned The 3 Little Pig Story On Its Head (FUNNY)
THREE LITTLE PIGS This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically. A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials…
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Men Will Always Lose The War Of MARRIAGE (FUNNY)
Marriage (Part I ) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want — and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table…
