Category: Senior Jokes
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Some MORE senior moments
A few good Senior Moments , The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, ‘This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?’ The boss told her he knew he’d closed the…
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Senior Texting Code That Sometimes Apply To Baby Boomers
For fellow-senior-citizens, here’s a handy guide to STC (Senior Texting Code), to save wear-and-tear on your arthritic fingers: ATD: At The Doctor’s BFF: Best Friend Fell BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers…
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Seniors And Corn Flakes
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?" The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the…
