Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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Confession Of An Old Man – Did He Do That? (Funny)
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Old Man: ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.’ Priest:…
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The Irishman, The Priest, And An Affair – He Simply Listened
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair with another woman.’ The priest said, ‘What do you mean, almost?’ The Irishman said, ‘Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.’ The priest said, ‘Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re…
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At the Nursing Home…
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined…
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Ouch..that hurts! Another Cow Joke (Real Funny)
A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says… “Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.” The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, “If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.”…
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It Took A Lot Of Effort To Bite My Wife (FUNNY)
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. The wife said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting..” Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to…
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ANDY ROONEY SEX! (FUNNY)
These are great! Too bad he’s not around anymore… ANDY ROONEY SEX! 1. When I was born, I was given a choice – a big pecker or a good memory…. I don’t remember what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object.…
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Be Careful Of Sisters Offering Services
A Traveler going down the highway catches a glimpse. He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past…
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Why This Lady Called Him Honey, My Love, Darling, And Sweetheart (FUNNY)
An elderly lady was invited to an old friend’s home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: “Honey”, “My Love”, “Darling”, “Sweetheart”, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much…
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A Blonde Misunderstands Sheets & Wizards
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to…
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5 Minute Management Course Lesson 1 to Lesson 6 (FUNNY)
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800…
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