Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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Tonto Thinks Lone Ranger Is Dumb
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, ‘Kemo Sabe, look Towards sky, what you see? ‘ ‘The Lone Ranger replies, ‘I see millions of stars.’ ‘What that tell you?’…
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FUNNY AS HELL: You Can Never Fool This Computer And It’s Truth May Be Too True
One day Wayne complained to a friend, “My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a Doctor.” His friend offered, “Don’t do that. There’s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your…
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They All Have It–Guess What It Is
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn’t have one. The Pope has one but doesn’t use it. Clinton uses his all the time. Obama is one. Mickey Mouse has an unusual one. Liberace never used his on women.. Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his. Cher …
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A Proud Dame, A Bus, And A Texan
One day, a large group of people were waiting for the bus at a local Greyhound station. At the front of the line was a very attractive woman dressed in a black business vest, white blouse, leather miniskirt, and high heels. As the bus pulled up and opened the door, she went to board it,…
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FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. ? He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. ?We have heard a lot about you ? I must…
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Gambling Millionaire And His Wife
A millionaire lost everything he had in a gambling spree. Arriving home he discussed with his wife about adjusting their life style. “If only you knew how to cook, I can could fire the chef” – says the husband. Replied the wife: “If only you knew how to make love, I could fire the gardener”….…
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12 Husbands And Still A Virgin
12 times married woman settled into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride said to her new groom, “Please, promise to be gentle. I am still a virgin.”
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Reasons To Celebrate The 4th Of July
Have a Happy 4Th & don’t forget the reason we celebrate this holiday. It ‘s not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame. We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"? The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. A fool and his money can…
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Why is The Y Generation Called The Y Generation
While the following joke is funny but a ribbing that some of us from older generations give to generation why I would hope that a generation Y reader would hit back. Maybe you could start with We are called generation Y because we ask: Y the hell did Generation X and Baby Boomers screw up…
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Funny Funny Jokes Galore
Two guys run into a bar. The first guys say to the bartender, "Quick! Give me a drink before the trouble starts." The bartender quickly gives him a drink, and GULP. The second guy says to the bartender, "Quick! Give me a drink before the trouble starts." The bartender gives him a drink, and GULP.…
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