Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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Eye Examination Chart!
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Stepping On A Duck In Heaven Interesting Rewards
Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven. Upon arrival they discover the most beautiful golf course they have ever seen. St. Peter tells them that they are all welcome to play the course, but he cautions them that there is only one rule –don’t step on the ducks. The men…
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Is The Mother’s Obsession In A Child’s Name?
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your…
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Two new additions to the periodic table of chemical elements
Element Name: MAN Symbol: XY Atomic Weight: 180+ Physical properties: Solid at room temperature but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples. Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any…
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Mongolian VD
An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not take precautions. A week after arriving back home, he awakens one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see his doctor. The doctor, never having…
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George Dubya Bush — come on down!
"If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure."…George W. Bush "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." …Governor George W. Bush "Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." … Governor George W. Bush "Mars is essentially in the same orbit…Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun,…
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Just Happy The Doctor Did Not Ask If I Was Baby’s Mother
A young woman brings a very young and skinny baby to the doctor’s office. She explained, "the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week." She was told to go into an examination room and wait for the doctor. He comes in and examines…
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Why Grandpa Wears No Underwear
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. ‘Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!’ he exclaimed . The old man looked off…
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Is my memory that bad?
ALRIGHT, who sent this to me? WHOEVER SENT IT, send it to SOMEONE that COULD benefit from it, OKAY! OBVIOUSLY…. This was sent to me BY MISTAKE! It must have been for you.
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Seniors And Corn Flakes
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?" The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the…
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