Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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Who in the family has inner peace ? We should emulate
If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat your food every day and be grateful for it, If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give…
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He will solve your ‘problems’ cheaper & faster than a shrink
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I’VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BE AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under my bed!! I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy. Just put yourself in my…
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Random jokes that will have you rolling
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters ‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’ ‘Can you read this?’ the optician asked. ‘Read it?’ the…
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A few jokes that will have your wife laughing her a$$ off
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. ‘Tie me up,’ she purred, ‘and you can do anything you want.’ So he tied her up and went golfing. A wife came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed…
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He went to the doctor for Viagra. Guess what she went for. (FUNNY)
An old man in his mid-seventies struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks, ‘Where are you going? He replies, ‘I’m going to the doctor.’ She says, ‘Why, are you sick?’ He says, ‘Nope, I’m going to get me some of that Viagra…
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We Kin? Can an affair make you a kin to the spouse? (FUNNY)
Two good ol’ boys in a Tennessee (not Arkansas) trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the Local Nissan plant. After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, “If’n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your…
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Why I Mow My Own Yard – Golfer Lee Trevino (FUNNY)
This is why you should never make assumptions. But do you think the woman really understood what Lee Trevino meant? Golfer Lee Trevino funny encounter with a neighbor One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas, Lee Trevino, mowing his…
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Should I Really Join Facebook? (Priceless)
Yes Grandpa, you should still join Facebook A good laugh for people in the over 60 group! OR NOT! When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos, pictures and communicates with Facebook and Twitter. I signed up…
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What is grandma doing to her boyfriend? FUNNY
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, ‘Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?’ Grandma replied, ‘Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and…
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Why is it Pampers for babies and Depends for seniors?
I know you have been lying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as “Luvs”, “Huggies,” and “Pampers”, while undergarments for old people are called “Depends”. Well here is the low down on the whole thing. When babies mess in their pants, people are still gonna Luv ’em, Hug ’em…
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