An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Old Man: ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.’
Priest: ‘Are you sorry for your sins?’
Old Man: ‘What sins?’
Priest: ‘What kind of a Catholic are you?’
Old Man: ‘I’m Jewish.’
Priest: ‘Why are you telling me all this?’
Old Man: ‘I’m 92 years old ….. I’m telling everybody!’
OK folks. Stop wishing you were this elderly guy. It will never happen. Of
course these days one never knows.
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